I’ve been such a tool, guys. I’m sorry about my terrible absence. I’m almost done with unpacking and reorganizing my new house and then I can get back to making things and tumblring and TSWing.

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.


A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.



Those fish men that hang around Kingsmouth and Kaidan have killed me several times, but I can’t bring myself to be afraid of them because they just look so ridiculous.

Like how the fuck am I supposed to scream in terror when I’m being mauled by this this silly fish person?

It just looks really surprised all the time.

This is why you should be afraid of them:

They’re all one big family, children and grandchildren of Obed Marsh. That family is so inbred that they look like fish. They make the inbred rednecks of “Deliverance” squeal and cry in envy. 

When he grows up, he hopes his banjo skills will allow him to make little baby fishmen.


Good news bad news best news



The good news:


 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:


I am the anime now



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